our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to
no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
HERE NO W IS NOT THE TIME
i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
John Legend doesn’t take shit.
To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,
I think we all know where you really belong:
I think you should shut the fuck up
we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.
We write fanfics.
We love yuri and yaoi.
We have dirty minds.
Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap