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carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

carcat:

our biology teacher brought a skeleton to class yesterday and now everyone’s treating it as if it’s a part if our class i’m going to

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first; when you learn to live for others, they will live for you.
Paramahansa Yogananda (via psych-facts)
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melissa were you the one who did that huge masterpost about drug store makeup?? and if you are, do you think you could link me? (and im really sorry if i overlooked a link to it somewhere on your blog but i couldnt find one!)

okaywork:

http://okaywork.co.vu/post/91989469398/fave-drugstore-makeup-products

HERE NO W IS NOT THE TIME

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

its-awesome-turtle-time:

nonstupidname14:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

This belongs more on Facebook than it does on tumblr.

i think you’re missing out on some of tumblr then… but it should be on facebook too, it should be on every social media site!

politicalsexkitten:

John Legend doesn’t take shit.

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

king-atlas:

"Genie, you’re free." —The Academy

king-atlas:

"Genie, you’re free." —The Academy